“Child, I don’t need all that fancy paperwork—not as long as I have Jesus in my heart.”

The Stupak bill is just a way for an eager Congressman to grab the spotlight and act as if he’s found a better way to run the economy than the free market. He’s just a big kid with a fancy chair in the capitol …

The difference between the two possible definitions of “within 75 miles” usually does not matter much. But when it matters, it matters a lot, as it does to a former insurance executive from Oklahoma, Kelly Hackworth.

The end is a mystery, but we know one thing: “The Sopranos” defied Aristotelian conventions. It is a comedy that ends with a litany of the dead and missing. Whaddya gonna do?